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The NEW Periodic Table Song Updated
And now, ASAPSCIENCE presents the elements of the Periodic table. There's Hydrogen then Helium, then Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon everywhere, Nitrogen all through the air. With Oxygen so you can breathe, And fluorine for your pretty teeth, Neon to light up the signs, Sodium for salty times.
Magnesium, Aluminum, Silicon. Phosphorus! Then Sulfur, Chlorine, and Argon. Potassium! And Calcium so you'll grow strong. Scandium! Titanium, Vanadium, and Chromium, and Manganese!
This is the Periodic table, Noble Gas is stable, Halogens and alkali react agressively! Each period we'll see new outer shells While electrons are added, moving to the right. Iron is the 26th. Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get. Copper, Zinc, and Gallium. Germanium and Arsenic! Selenium and Bromine film, while Krypton helps light up your room.
Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium Niobium! Molybdenum. Technetium. Ruthenium! Rhodium, Palladium. Silverware, then Cadmium and Indium Tin can!
Antimony! Then Tellurium, and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and. Barium is 56, and this is where the table splits. Where Lanthanides have just begun. Lanthanum, cerium, and Praseodymium. Neodymium is next to Promethium then 62. Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium, Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium, Ytterbium, Lutetium. Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium.
Platinum, Gold to make you rich till' you grow old. Mercury, to tell you when it's really cold. Thallium! And Lead then Bismuth for your tummy. Polonium! Astatine would not be yummy. Radon, Francium will last a little time. Radium!